When was the last time you bought a Happy Meal? If you can’t remember you’ve waited too long to get yourself one. Let me tell you something about McDonald’s Happy Meals, they are actually a good deal. I just got one last week and, honestly, I still find myself playing with my Teen Titans toy.
Happy Meals at McDonald’s are three bucks, that’s it. Inside that sweet red box, you get a burger, fries, apple juice, a Go-Gurt and a toy! That’s phenomenal. I mean seriously, when was the last time you had a freaking Go-Gurt. There are other options too, my friend got apple slices with hers because she wanted to be all healthy or something. Like whatever, we just ate McDonald’s at 10pm, throw your health out the window at that point.
Listen I get it. We’re in college. You might feel embarrassed ordering a Happy Meal for yourself. I wasn’t. You might be. I don’t really care if I’m being honest. Listen to me, ordering a Happy Meal with your friends is freaking hilarious. There’s nothing to be ashamed about. It’s food. You need it, I need it, they need it. Swallow your pride and treat yourself.
So, what are you waiting for? Hype your friends up and get yourselves to the McDonald’s on State Street before all the little kids steal all the toys.
P.S: If you made it to the end of this article for one, thank you, and two maybe it’s time you consider writing for The Dynamo. It’s a great way to procrastinate your homework and it can actually help you better your writing skills, even if you write stupid satire stuff like I do. My friends enjoying making fun of my articles and I think it’s a fun way to get my name out there. You can learn more by coming to a Raider Student Media meeting on Thursday’s during UMT. There’s free pizza.